Jessica Buch @ Women Direct
so apparently sleeping doesn’t make your problems go away. I woke up and everything still sucked. shocked and upset
Ook leuk misschien
How to make anything you do sound suspicious.
Be mostly specific.
I.e. “Yes. I bought this with legal, tender, money that was acquired legally.”
“I met with a friend who is alive.”
“I went to the still standing, not-burned home of my enemies.”
“I was in Wisconsin and 12 when Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed were killed in Paris. You can feel the T.V., it’s warm.”
can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller
Me, two hours into destroying Stefan’s life: ..I knew I should’ve picked the Sugar Puffs.