so apparently sleeping doesn’t make your problems go away. I woke up and everything still sucked. shocked and upset
Ook leuk misschien
How to make anything you do sound suspicious.
Be mostly specific.
I.e. “Yes. I bought this with legal, tender, money that was acquired legally.”
“I met with a friend who is alive.”
“I went to the still standing, not-burned home of my enemies.”
“I was in Wisconsin and 12 when Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed were killed in Paris. You can feel the T.V., it’s warm.”
anyone else want to lock florence welch, lorde, harry styles, hozier, and stevie nicks in a room together and just…see what happens?
bold of you to assume they aren’t already meeting nightly on the astral plane
can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller